Tapstraglarp Zancebfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a small, impressive ferret.

Tapstraglarp Zancebfeb created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapstraglarp Zancebfeb, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tapstraglarp Zancebfeb, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tapstraglarp Zancebfeb's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tapstraglarp Zancebfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six copper sculptures of Tapstraglarp Zancebfeb on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Never skip in holy places.