Hadtagloop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy owl.

Hadtagloop created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadtagloop, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hadtagloop, it will turn you into a snail.

Hadtagloop's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hadtagloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never run near gulls.