Futcimnak Cimdudvol is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witless shrew.

Futcimnak Cimdudvol created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futcimnak Cimdudvol, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futcimnak Cimdudvol, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Futcimnak Cimdudvol's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Futcimnak Cimdudvol's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black bats for they are unholy.

2. You must love Futcimnak Cimdudvol.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Worship no other gods but Futcimnak Cimdudvol.