Fempibpit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, two-faced wren.

Fempibpit created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fempibpit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fempibpit, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fempibpit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fempibpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. You must never eat melons.