Fobarnlop is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, capable dryad.

Fobarnlop created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Fobarnlop, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fobarnlop, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fobarnlop's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fobarnlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fobarnlop's name in vain.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.