Dimjentarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful turtle.

Dimjentarp created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimjentarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dimjentarp, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dimjentarp's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dimjentarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not take Dimjentarp's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dimjentarp on top of all buildings.