Pomflamfumyarbepspagkim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident naga.

Pomflamfumyarbepspagkim created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomflamfumyarbepspagkim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pomflamfumyarbepspagkim, it will strike you with lightening.

Pomflamfumyarbepspagkim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pomflamfumyarbepspagkim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always stare at clouds.