Kamjamvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful hyena.

Kamjamvonk created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamjamvonk, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kamjamvonk, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kamjamvonk's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kamjamvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never think about gravity.