Yartjiggep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, competent dragon.

Yartjiggep created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartjiggep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yartjiggep, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yartjiggep's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yartjiggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near ants while wearing violet trousers and balancing six carbon spheres on your head.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near pigs while wearing yellow stockings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

5. Never wear red skirts.