Padyartdun is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthinking troll.

Padyartdun created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Padyartdun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Padyartdun, she will manifest in front of you.

Padyartdun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Padyartdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the east.
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