Nurlhublan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, compassionate jackal.

Nurlhublan created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlhublan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurlhublan, it will make you grow a tail.

Nurlhublan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nurlhublan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlhublan.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about black holes.