Tailxemgid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tailxemgid created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailxemgid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailxemgid, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tailxemgid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tailxemgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide from pink frogs for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.