Ciprillsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, prudent fish.

Ciprillsaw created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciprillsaw, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ciprillsaw, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ciprillsaw's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ciprillsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Worship no other gods but Ciprillsaw.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.