Narlhublopdob is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witless parrot.

Narlhublopdob created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlhublopdob, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlhublopdob, she will refuse to believe in you.

Narlhublopdob's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Narlhublopdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Narlhublopdob's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narlhublopdob.

3. Retreat if five foxes approach from the west.

4. Never laugh near nematodes.

5. You must pray to Narlhublopdob three times a day.