Nulpangwip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying fairy.

Nulpangwip created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulpangwip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nulpangwip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nulpangwip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nulpangwip's Holy Commandments

1. Nulpangwip loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear magenta trousers.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about asteroids.