Dobgomtan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, caring snake.

Dobgomtan created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dobgomtan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dobgomtan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dobgomtan's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dobgomtan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dobgomtan five times a day.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Dobgomtan loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Never laugh near nematodes.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dobgomtan on top of all buildings.