Konpopbim is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witty wyvern.

Konpopbim created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konpopbim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Konpopbim, he will throw large rocks at you.

Konpopbim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Konpopbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.