Timnighog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish rhinoceros.

Timnighog created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timnighog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Timnighog, it will be mildly annoyed.

Timnighog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Timnighog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.