Timmitdob is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous lizard.

Timmitdob created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timmitdob, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Timmitdob, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Timmitdob's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Timmitdob's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timmitdob.

2. You must pray to Timmitdob six times a day.

3. Hide if five foxes approach from the south.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Never look in ponds.