Sogdagteen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonest finch.

Sogdagteen created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogdagteen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sogdagteen, he will be very unhappy.

Sogdagteen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sogdagteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.