Pandunkip is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous
owl.
Pandunkip created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pandunkip, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Pandunkip, she will turn you into a snail.
Pandunkip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Pandunkip's Holy Commandments1. Never mention rats.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never eat peanuts.
4. Never feed bread to moths while wearing blue shoes.
5. Always pray immersed in water.