Pandunkip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous owl.

Pandunkip created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pandunkip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pandunkip, she will turn you into a snail.

Pandunkip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pandunkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Never feed bread to moths while wearing blue shoes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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