Figcamhat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful crane.

Figcamhat created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figcamhat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Figcamhat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Figcamhat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Figcamhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Always stare at clouds.