Kip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able lion.

Kip created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Kip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kip, she will boil you in a big pot.

Kip's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kip.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Never talk about optics near tapirs while wearing gray shoes.

5. Never write about special relativity.