Doddossgen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, strong snail.

Doddossgen created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doddossgen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Doddossgen, it will turn you into a snail.

Doddossgen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Doddossgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Do not cook food in pots.