Bapbopgum is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, clever yak.

Bapbopgum created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapbopgum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bapbopgum, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bapbopgum's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bapbopgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bapbopgum on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never talk about otters.