Figkomgov is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast squid.

Figkomgov created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figkomgov, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Figkomgov, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Figkomgov's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Figkomgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.