Tapsitmigdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical narwhal.

Tapsitmigdiss created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapsitmigdiss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tapsitmigdiss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tapsitmigdiss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tapsitmigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Put Tapsitmigdiss first in all things.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.