Tikditmab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful camel.

Tikditmab created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikditmab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tikditmab, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tikditmab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tikditmab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never paint your chest fawn.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.