Bafmapkam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid hedgehog.

Bafmapkam created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmapkam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bafmapkam, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bafmapkam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bafmapkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bafmapkam.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.