Narlhonbonkkam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise turtle.

Narlhonbonkkam created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlhonbonkkam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narlhonbonkkam, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Narlhonbonkkam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Narlhonbonkkam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Narlhonbonkkam.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.