Lattomnuttmif is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest weasel.

Lattomnuttmif created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lattomnuttmif, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lattomnuttmif, it will be very sad.

Lattomnuttmif's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Lattomnuttmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never laugh in the presence of geese.

5. Never feed lemons to grasshopers while wearing green trousers.