Davfunqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage capybara.

Davfunqueeg created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davfunqueeg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Davfunqueeg, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Davfunqueeg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Davfunqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Davfunqueeg.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never paint your neck white.