Hugvigpit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, almighty newt.

Hugvigpit created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugvigpit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hugvigpit, it will torture you forever.

Hugvigpit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hugvigpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Never write about black holes.
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