Hugvigpit is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, almighty
newt.
Hugvigpit created a top quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hugvigpit, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Hugvigpit, it will torture you forever.
Hugvigpit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Hugvigpit's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill porpoises.
2. Never go into green rooms.
3. Never talk about capybaras.
4. Never think about nucleic acids.
5. Never write about black holes.