Bomtonkten is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous penguin.

Bomtonkten created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomtonkten, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bomtonkten, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bomtonkten's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bomtonkten's Holy Commandments

1. Bomtonkten must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always obey Bomtonkten's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.