Futgomkim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent crocodile.

Futgomkim created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futgomkim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Futgomkim, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Futgomkim's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Futgomkim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Futgomkim.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Always obey Futgomkim's priests.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.