Flanflowrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful jackal.

Flanflowrow created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanflowrow, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flanflowrow, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Flanflowrow's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flanflowrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.