Bemfebcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless bat.

Bemfebcuss created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemfebcuss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bemfebcuss, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bemfebcuss' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bemfebcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Worship no other gods but Bemfebcuss.