Tiftitdam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm lizard.

Tiftitdam created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tiftitdam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tiftitdam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tiftitdam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tiftitdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not cook food in pots.