Boglammut Sombagnib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm faun.

Boglammut Sombagnib created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Boglammut Sombagnib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Boglammut Sombagnib, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Boglammut Sombagnib's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Boglammut Sombagnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Boglammut Sombagnib's priests.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near dolphins while wearing gray tights and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Always help ants in need.