Kimdablarg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless narwhal.

Kimdablarg created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Kimdablarg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimdablarg, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kimdablarg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kimdablarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Kimdablarg on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Kimdablarg loves manatees, so they must be respected.