Zanmanrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, almighty hyena.

Zanmanrow created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zanmanrow, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zanmanrow, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zanmanrow's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Zanmanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Worship no other gods but Zanmanrow.