Hinrakfum is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical troll.

Hinrakfum created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinrakfum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hinrakfum, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Hinrakfum's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hinrakfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not eat carrots.