Badgephug is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong crane.

Badgephug created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgephug, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Badgephug, he will turn you into a rock.

Badgephug's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Badgephug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never go into green rooms.