Homstafcep is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving lobster.

Homstafcep created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Homstafcep, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Homstafcep, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Homstafcep's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Homstafcep's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Homstafcep.