Madcedhun is a god.

He takes the form of a large, cheerful hedgehog.

Madcedhun created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Madcedhun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madcedhun, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Madcedhun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Madcedhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not commit murder.