Yarbassfarbus is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humorless ferret.

Yarbassfarbus created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbassfarbus, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarbassfarbus, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yarbassfarbus' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yarbassfarbus' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yarbassfarbus.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.