Fitquillfun Dutpopsadbamjonlik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful scorpion.

Fitquillfun Dutpopsadbamjonlik created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitquillfun Dutpopsadbamjonlik, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fitquillfun Dutpopsadbamjonlik, it will turn you into a duck.

Fitquillfun Dutpopsadbamjonlik's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fitquillfun Dutpopsadbamjonlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never jump in the presence of bats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not keep seven squirrels in a large pit.

5. Always take life seriously.