Sitcabwotrut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty armadillo.

Sitcabwotrut created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitcabwotrut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitcabwotrut, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sitcabwotrut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sitcabwotrut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Sitcabwotrut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.