Dadcedpin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, kind pigeon.

Dadcedpin created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dadcedpin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dadcedpin, she will strike you with lightening.

Dadcedpin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dadcedpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.