Gofsandweg Rakvidbat Gedtipmat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gofsandweg Rakvidbat Gedtipmat created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gofsandweg Rakvidbat Gedtipmat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gofsandweg Rakvidbat Gedtipmat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gofsandweg Rakvidbat Gedtipmat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gofsandweg Rakvidbat Gedtipmat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gofsandweg Rakvidbat Gedtipmat.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gofsandweg Rakvidbat Gedtipmat.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never feed carrots to tapirs while wearing cyan shoes.

5. Always look after injured swans.